You can't make me change it in my Google Earth profile! Rather than renaming the Gulf of Mexico for fleeting political reasons, why not embrace a name that acknowledges its deep geological history? The Gulf was once part of the Western Interior Seaway, a vast prehistoric ocean that split North America during the Cretaceous period. Calling it "The Great Cretaceous Gulf" would not only honor its ancient past but also highlight the natural forces that shaped the continent. Unlike arbitrary political rebrandings, this name carries a sense of grandeur and scientific legitimacy. While human politics may try to reshape reality, the tides remain indifferent, flowing as they have for millions of years.