This again!?
It's like ...
I actually still have my Tupperware Shape-O Ball — I found it tucked away in my storage. Functional, but a bit of wear on the shapes ... still beautiful. It really was my favorite toy as a child and I got quite good at it before moving onto Candy Land and Chutes & Ladders.
After practicing with it for a few hours, I roped in a few friends for a little competition. Let's just say the results were highly conclusive. I am the best. There they were trying to convince themselves that the star block could fit into the round hole — ha ha! So dumb! But me? I was breezing through it, shape after shape. I was the only one who consistently got all the shapes into the ball on the first try. It was a beautiful, if slightly pathetic, display of raw cognitive dominance over my adversaries. They were playing checkers; I was playing 4D chess with shapes!
Naturally, I had to brag on social media right away ...
I would rather that a reporter ask him "What are the three primary modes of logical inference, and could you provide an example for each?"
#satire #unimpressed #godhelpusall